For a small fee, a cookie and a hug (in that order), the Mullin brothers, Thomas and Zachary, will eradicate your yard of any and all ginormous snakes. The trick you see is the angry eyebrows on the bear, it scares the snakes away. To keep the snakes away forever, (for the added fee of another cookie), Thomas Mullin will add the super-duper sharp claws to the bear.
4 comments:
Dear Thomas and Zachary, will you come help get rid of snakes in our yard? I don't like them!
Love Uncle Dan Dan
P.S. Auntie Emmy wants to know if this method will work for spiders??
Every yard needs one of these!
Good! It's good to know that the Mullin Brothers Exterminator Service is available! If we see any snakes or other dangerous things we will be giving them a call. We'll even give 2 cookies!
Quite a business adventure!!! Will it work on moles and keep deer out of the yard? I just maybe their first business customer! Blue Tarp
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